I hate all of you.

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

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pfdiva:

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captawesomesauce:

I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.

the fact of the matter is some little kids will be evil no matter how they are raised, they can’t fight their killing instinct. its just in their blood to maim and attack, which is why they’re so unpredictable and shouldn’t be kept in a family home. Children like the one pictured seem well behaved and gentle, but the next second they could flip on you and attack unprovoked. its just in their nature, and its better to just avoid having them all together.

Now, I won’t deny that children can be wild and dangerous if left untrained, or improperly trained, but with rigorous training in the early years and a steady hand, children can be peaceful, mature, and lovely companions to both cats AND dogs.

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su-ic-id-al:

I wish there was a way to kill yourself and see how everyone who you knew reacts, and then depending on that choose whether to stay dead or not. If that were the case I’d kill myself right this second.

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helloyesiamlili:

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leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

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oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

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